Like any red-blooded woman with an adequate amount of stress in her life — a good orgasm is a part of my self-care routine. Though I mastered the art of masturbation in my teen years, it wasn’t until my 20s when I discovered the otherworldly pleasures of sex toys. From my first cheap vibrator that I was lowkey embarrassed to purchase, to the higher end ones that have lived in my bedside drawer for the past couple of years — I know what I like and exactly how I like it. Though partners are fantastic (and vibrators certainly aren’t just for solo time), sometimes you just want to climax without having to deal with another human.
For women who have sex with men, it can sometimes take a lot more time to get to le petite mort. Therefore, when I was offered the opportunity to try Tracy's Dog Clitoral Sucking Vibrator and G Spot Dildo, I dove in — clit first.
My package arrived from Amazon on a freezing NYC day, and I eagerly opened the box. Immediately, I was pleased with the quality and look of the vibrator. A bold purple with gold plating — it looks chic AF. It also comes with a matching bag for storage when it’s not in use. (Please remember to wash your vibrators before putting them away.)
Admittingly, I was a little miffed that the vibrator needed some time to be charged, but I quickly plugged it up with the USB charger to give it some juice. I downloaded a bit of smut on my Kindle and waited.
Aside from its cute looks and many vibes — Tracy’s Dog is unique because it’s two sex toys in one. It is both a clitorial sucking vibrator and a G-spot stimulating dildo. (Truly, it does everything your partner cannot do at once.) Once it was fully loaded, the fun began. Tracy’s Dog has 10 vibration modes for the dildo and 10 suction modes for the clitoral suction. Trust me; you’re not going to be able to handle them all in one sitting.
I wanted to start off slowly because I didn't want to pass out or alarm my neighbors. Since I workout, but I am terrible about stretching, it was a tad tricky trying to position the suction over my clit, but once I did — My GOD. I was revved up from my bit of kinky reading. Still, the clitoral suction brought on an orgasm in under a minute. If your clit is very sensitive, I would not recommend moving the suction mode above 4 — but that’s just me.
Since there was no way I had the energy left to continue my adventures with Tracy’s Dog that evening, I rolled over and went to sleep.
The next day, I decided to pull out my gorgeous new purple friend again. This time I wanted to try out the dildo portion along with the clit vibrator. Once again, it took me a moment to get into a comfy position ( I really should stretch more often). However, the silicone material of Tracy's Dog makes it quite flexible. Also, I found that laying flat on my back was not exactly the move for me — but straddling the vibrator or leaning against my headboard worked QUITE well.
Additionally, the smooth material made Tracy's Dog very easy to insert without discomfort. Once I got that right, I had to fiddle a bit to get the clitoral suction positioned correctly, but once I did — it took all of 45 secs for me to be off the races once again with one of the best orgasms I've ever gotten from a sex toy.
Truly, Tracy’s Dog is the gift that keeps on giving.
Some quick tips:
Go slow with this bad boy, there is a learning curve, and your clit and vulva will not be pleased if you ram Tracy’s Dog against them.
I would try the vibrator solo first and then with a partner later (if you'd like). Just be sure to learn what works best for you without rushing — that's what yields results. Trust me; these are the RESULTS you want.
You can snag Tracy’s Dog in bold purple or hot pink for just under $50.
‘Tis the season after all.
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